Your Big Moment
Shouldn't Be An Outage.
Product Hunt #1. Front page of HN. The TikTok that hits. More startups die from successful launches than failed ones. Scale Hero makes sure yours survives.
The Launch You Wanted Is The One That Takes You Down.
Your app holds 100 concurrent users. Smooth. Fast.
You hit Product Hunt #1. 12,000 visitors arrive in an hour.
Database connections max out. Signups start 500'ing.
Your serverless bill is now $400/hour and climbing.
The moment passes. The press leaves. The bounce rate is 91%.
Scale Hero pre-hardens you so launch day is boring instead of fatal.
What the next 14 minutes look like — and where your stack snaps.
Synchronous AI calls in the request path. DB on the cheapest tier. No alerts until users complain.
Slow work is async. Pool sized for the spike. Hard cost caps. Runbook in Slack. Boring launch.
The SRE squad founders can rent for one launch.
Scale Hero is a focused performance & resilience pass that load-tests your stack under realistic launch-day traffic, identifies every bottleneck, and hardens each one — caching, queues, connection pools, autoscaling, observability.
One operator. One stress test. One stack that survives going viral.
What we harden before your moment arrives.
Realistic Load Testing
k6 / Artillery scenarios that mirror your actual user paths — not synthetic traffic that lies.
Caching Layers
Edge cache, CDN, application cache, database query cache — each tuned where it actually moves the needle.
Database Hardening
Connection pooling, read replicas, query plan fixes, hot-row protection — the stuff that fails first under load.
Queues & Backpressure
Move slow work off the request path. Add backpressure so spikes degrade gracefully instead of taking everything down.
Observability
Real metrics, traces, error tracking, alerts. You'll know about issues before users tweet about them.
Cost Ceilings
Autoscale limits, budget alerts, per-route cost tracking — so a viral spike doesn't end with a five-figure invoice.
You need Scale Hero if…
Most modern stacks scale to 100 users without trying — and fall over at 1,000.
Serverless, edge, autoscaling — modern infra makes the first 100 concurrent users feel effortless. That same architecture has cliffs at 1k, 10k, and 100k that founders never see until they hit them.
Launch traffic is bursty, weird, and unforgiving. Press hits send thousands of curious visitors who bounce in 8 seconds. Viral TikToks send teenagers who hammer search and never convert. Both will find the slowest endpoint in your stack and stay there.
Scale Hero pre-fights these fights. We simulate the burst, fix the bottleneck, and stand up the observability so launch day is something you can actually enjoy instead of survive.
Boring launches are the best launches. We make yours boring.
Pick the rescue that fits your mission.
Fixed-price, no surprises. Pick the closest tier and we'll confirm scope on the first call.
// What's included
- Load testing: Audit only
- Caching tuned: Recommendations
- Incident runbook: Doc only
- Post-launch support: 14 days
// What's included
- Load testing: Top flows
- Caching tuned: App + CDN
- Database hardening: Pool + indexes
- Queues / async work: Top 3 flows
- Observability stack: Basic metrics
- Autoscaling + cost caps
- Incident runbook
- Post-launch support: 30 days
- Launch-day on-call: Async
// What's included
- Load testing: Full coverage
- Caching tuned: Multi-layer
- Database hardening: Replicas + plans
- Queues / async work: All slow paths
- Observability stack: Metrics + traces + alerts
- Autoscaling + cost caps: Per-service + budgets
- Incident runbook: Per scenario
- Post-launch support: 60 days
- Launch-day on-call: Live window
// What's included
- Load testing: Quarterly re-test
- Caching tuned: Continuously
- Database hardening: Reviewed monthly
- Queues / async work: Maintained
- Observability stack: 24/7 alerts
- Autoscaling + cost caps: Tuned monthly
- Incident runbook: Updated
- Post-launch support: Always on
- Launch-day on-call: 24/7
Questions before we deploy?
Everything founders ask before kicking off a rescue mission.
Make launch day boring.
The startups that survive going viral are the ones that planned for it. Let's plan for yours.

